i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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