were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
