I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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