She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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