you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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