somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Are we in a gay sports bar?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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