susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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