So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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