I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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