there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
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