I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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