Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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