Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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