someone threw a dead crab at me
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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