Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?