All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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