You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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