I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
mondays should just be called national damage control day
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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