An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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