If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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