note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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