Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dicks are not precious.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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