i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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