have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes