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  You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Wheres my essay?

  (415): View more from California

  You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.

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  my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro

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• (716): View more from New York

  We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.

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