I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
