that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring