why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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