The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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