I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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