the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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