Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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