so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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