is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Hippo gnu deer
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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