Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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