He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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