Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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