Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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