You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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