he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize