I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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