I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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