Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
