4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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