we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Enjoy the penises
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize