Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I believe in your delicious
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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