He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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