The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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