Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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