that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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