Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
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He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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