Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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